Pister

To be more than pissed.

Is usually used as a verb, but can also be used as an adjective with some creativity.

My boyfriend was being an idiot and I got pissed, then he made fun of my handwriting and that made me pister.

When Johnny showed up late for class, the teacher was pissed; but when he said he didn't do his homework, she got pister.

by Sylvannis November 18, 2011

pisslexia

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

by MartinEvans April 30, 2006

pittle

1. another word for 'armpit'.

1. "Don't make me touch your pittle(s)".

by Harrison Pittle May 14, 2008

pintle

Snot that freezes in your nose on cold days.

Don't squeeze my nose, it's freezing out and I have pintle!

by D. Steinberg March 31, 2009

pistled

like pissed, but a little embarrassed. Like when you're upset that something has made you upset.

*playing church basketball*
*gets dunked on*
*gets pistled*

by m34twh1stl3 February 22, 2019

pitler

a being that obsesses over kniasers

pitler thinks about knaisers all the time

by woody shipley April 26, 2008

pestler

(noun) the dried speckle of poo left under one's fingernail after one is wiping one's ass and one's finger goes through the toilette paper. Also applicable to anal fingering.

Girlfriend: "Your fingernails are fucking disgusting!"

Guy: "Damn pestlers!"

by moldy anus March 17, 2009