Ass Pisser

One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.

(insert name of prick here) (Tyler Staley) is an Ass Pisser.

by Ninjow October 28, 2011

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dog pisser

An act involving a skateboard and a half-pipe ramp where a victim of familial molestation works out their feelings.

Dude, did you see Joey doing dog pissers at the skate park last weekend?

Yeah, he's really going through some shit

by Mouse Pants May 5, 2014

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leanback pisser

someone who undertakes the premeditated act of pissing in another persons mailbox and regulates the flow by pinchingoff and releasing the "hose"

dude your neighbour is pole smoker therefore i think his mailbox needs a visit from the leanback pisser

by mr postman pat March 31, 2010

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When a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just crapped out of his dick. This unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of Zherklabala, Gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his Queen then needed to take a whizz. Next thing he knew he just crapped out of his palm pilot.

shit pisser is an example of hysterical sickness.

by Shit Pisser Fanatic January 8, 2009

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spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015

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