bag pipes

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten

Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"

bag pipes by dick the perv January 31, 2008

Cleaning out the pipes 

After ejaculating once, cleaning out the pipes is when he keeps fucking or wanking hard into another, weaker but still present orgasm, which doesn't expel any semen except that which was leftover in the penis from the original orgasm. Harder for those older, easier done by those you and testosterone filled.

Cool dude: "Man last night i was with mah girl and i came once, then i cleaned out the pipes and she loved it"

Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."

Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"

Cleaning out the pipes by The ultimate pipe cleaner August 20, 2006

breaking the pipes

the pipes refer to bathroom / toilet pipes

the term is used by people that haven't gone to the bathroom in a long time or ate at taco bell and it means they will destroy the potty and leave the restroom with a smile on their face

"oh man, these tacos are so good"
"braw, you're so going to break the pipes at 4 a.m if you eat another one! "
"breaking the pipes ! "

breaking the pipes by pipebreaker007 August 11, 2014

boo pipes 

I was playing "Mario Kart Double Dash" on the GameCube and I unlocked a car called the "boo pipes" and that day I had a serious case of ass gurgling,soooooooo put name and action together and got "the boo pipes" - Internal farting/gurgling. When you have it you must exclaim "I have a serious case of the boo pipes!"

When your sitting on the bus and your ass implodes, and everyone looks at you thinking it was your stomach, but you know better.....

boo pipes by Niall McGuinness May 13, 2005

Cleaning the Pipes 

Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.

John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.

Cleaning the Pipes by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012

bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time

she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.

bag pipes by tyler March 9, 2005

cleaning the pipes 

Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips

afta macking a hot chick or wanking, go have a piss. cleaning the pipes

cleaning the pipes by DaUsualCrew April 25, 2007