Phallicious

adj. Having phallic qualities while also being delicious.

"These bananas are phallicious!"

by Cynus June 11, 2015

Phallicivore

/'falik-i-vore/

(noun)
An organism that feeds exclusively on phallic shaped appendages ( see penis ).

I told Brett to 'eat dicks' as an insult. Little did I know he was a phallicivore.

by TrilliamBreauxregard December 12, 2015

phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

Phallic Discharge

An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.

That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.

I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.

I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.

The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.

An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.

by Rhett1a June 4, 2019

pallicy

A funeral home's standard practice regarding whether they will provide brawny humans to carry coffins.

Most funeral homes will provide you with a pallicy "for when your time comes", but it costs extra.

by QuacksO August 19, 2019

Phallic homocide

When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her

It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide

by Kevinkalel March 17, 2020

Phalliny

Is a person who is really lovely, loves to fight sometimes and really likes food. They are kind, nice and smart, but most of all, they love to sleep. Phalliny is a name which means : strong and confidence. Everybody can trust any Phalliny in this world.

Phalliny is so beautiful.

by noneyme November 22, 2021