jimmy page

Jimmy Page is the best guitarist ever, despite ripping off music from other blues men like Muddy Waters. He could play all good styles of music and was amazing live. And why the hell does the first definition say he played originally for Zeppelin? He was originally a session guitarist, then he went on to play for the Yardbirds, following in the footsteps of Eric Clapton, and his childhood friend, Jeff Beck.

Jimmy Page is one of the most creative guitarists of all time.

by David K. January 16, 2004

bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"

Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy

by DharmaZen May 31, 2004

Pager Palsy

A term used to describe the state of mind of a new fireman when his station receives a call and he gets extremely excited and flustered.

In the case of some new firefighters, when the pager alerts the station for a call, they forget how to do everything. Firefighters who might know their job completely loose their mind when and are completely ineffective at anything.

When we got hit for that house fire, Joe's Pager Palsy kicked in bad man! I don't think he could have told you his own name he was so excited!

by Rescue15enginE January 11, 2010

phaggozorf

A commonly used term by gamers, derived from the word "phaggocyte" from biology, combined with "ganondorf". A boy named pandar on AIM accidentally typed "phaggozorf" instead of "phaggozord" (phaggo + zord). Phaggo = fag, but added an "o" to it so it can link to the suffix. So when you combine it all together, its phaggozorf which is being a huge faggot like ganondorf from Legend of Zelda.

EX 1)PandArCigar (12:32:08 AM): you're a fag
PandArCigar (12:32:11 AM): phaggozorf
PandArCigar (12:32:14 AM): phaggozord*
pl0x (12:32:16 AM): is that like
pl0x (12:32:18 AM): ganondorf
pl0x (12:32:20 AM): phaggozorf
PandArCigar (12:32:24 AM): no its not
PandArCigar (12:32:24 AM): LOL
pl0x (12:32:24 AM): LOL
PandArCigar (12:32:29 AM): HAR HAR THARSDAYS lets post it up on UD NOW LOLz0rd

by pandaboyxxx September 23, 2009

best page in the universe

Best Page in the Universe is a website created by a writter called Maddox. This site features articles ranting about his hate towards children, old people, women, and the Titanic. He is an amazing writer who will bash the daylights out of anyone or anything he likes. There is a society called Mothers Against Maddox. This group tries to get Maddox of the internet, and want to shut down his site. His articles feature loads of foul language, and adult material.

Best Page in the Universe is THE Best Page in the Universe.

by Maddox4Everyone July 2, 2008

see you in the funny pages

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

by Jeema November 10, 2005

skinner page

Derogatory term or nickname for the sex offender registry.

Guy Says To Cop,this guy owes us six hundred dollars.
How did you get his adress? asked the cop
We found it on the skinner page,my buddy replied..
its how we find all the skinners i check it weekly to make sure my kids are safe and to make sure i dont need to be up all nite cleaning my guns.

by [e-mail] March 5, 2008