Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

Pez Dispenser

A partner that inserts drugs in your arse with there tongue

I need a Pez Dispenser to party with

by devious, kink, fetish September 25, 2021

Dirty Pez

When you are a man who enjoys other men shitting on your butt hole after a session of being a power bottom during gay anal.

They/them are such a bitch. I did a Dirty Pez after I turned his sissy guts out!

by Dodfdopcopsing February 6, 2022

Pez Boi

Pez, meaning peasant, is someone of low class who thinks otherwise and is broke. They usually live in harsh conditions located in the slums of Clayton County, GA, or Camden, NJ.

You ain’t got no money you pez boi.

by Ssidezzzz February 25, 2019

Pez

A person who even his own mother looks at in disgust.

This person is one of the biggest wankers in Belgium.

If this is you and you are reading this, the only action you get is from your neighbors DOG!

Ew is that a Pez, shoot it!

It's a PEZ, END IT!

by Marsu4u July 16, 2024

Pez dispenser

Someone who sells pills
Or the guy at the rave who just hands out ecstasy

I need to get high,
Hit up the human pez dispenser

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Pez Quadro

Spanish - translates as Square fish. Sealed rectangular containers containing contraband and a GPS beacon are put in the sea so that, by using reliable ocean currents, they wash up on shore in another country. Commonly used by trafficantes to send cocaine from Venezuela and Colombia to the Costa Maya in Mexico.

1) I saw the army helicopter sweep the beach today looking for pez quadro.
2) I found a pez quadro washed up on the beach yesterday and got the hell rid of it. Who needs to be gutted and cleaned by the trafficantes.

by Cojit8 October 20, 2012