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Peanut Butter Swirl 

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. Time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff's peanut butter on the counter. The female's vagina is filled with peanut butter--oozing out. The man ejaculates inside her--creating the "peanut butter swirl".
Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!
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peanut butter ass 

When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.
Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"

Peanut butter shit 

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.
Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.
Peanut butter shit by joe hitts January 16, 2009

Peanut Butter And Jelly Society 

A mystical group of young rebels who are free thinkers, they share their opinions and beliefs and break away from the system!! A magical place abundant with many screenshots. A forum for feelings and thoughts.
Guy: Have you heard of the Peanut Butter And Jelly Society?
Guy2: No, what is it?
Guy: Oh man... I can't tell you... You're missing out man...

Peanut Butter Lies

An intentional fabrication of the legitimate use of peanut butter with the end of goal of anal sex.
Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"

^ Peanut butter lies

peanut butter mousse 

When a man places peanut butter on his penis, has anal sex with a woman, and let's his dog lick the peanut butter off the woman's asshole.
Tusk really enjoyed that peanut butter mousse with his parents last night

Peanut butter burrito 

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.
When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.