Huffman Pastor

Its like a normal Pastor but they touch little boys.

Dave isn't just a regular Pastor, he's a Huffman Pastor. That's why I don't bring my kid to church.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 18, 2022

Meme Pastor

A modern religious influencer who pastors through graphics, not gospel—a feed full of bold-letter Bible verses, fire emojis, viral soundbites, and "Holiness" overlays, but empty of soul-care, accountability, or real presence.

Key Traits:

Content over character — posts “Truth” while hiding sin.
Platform over people — grows followers, not disciples.
Meme as ministry — a 3-second reel replaces a 3-hour visit.
Algorithm as altar — engagement is the offering, outrage the incense.
Thought-through for effect, not truth — every post is engineered for likes, shares, and clout, even if it twists Scripture or spreads outright mistruth.

“That Meme Pastor dropped a ‘God hates lukewarm’ graphic with a skull emoji, but he’s ghosting his wife and dodging accountability.”

by TruthTriumph November 14, 2025

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024

yahoo pastor

a fake pastor using his/her followers for money

Wow Kanye West may be a yahoo pastor

by @sibnoc August 27, 2021

Pastor Peace

The pastor of Loomian Legacy, widely known by many of his loyal followers for his closeness with the lord. He is the bff of Sheep. He is also known for floor tv.

Pastor Peace has a big dick!

by Bark Bark 3000 February 21, 2021

Pastoral

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.

Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)

by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022

Hobo Pastor

Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.

You know Pastor John is a Hobo Pastor.

by PrincessCheavon November 25, 2021