by Zeebo the Barber November 9, 2006
Get the paris hilton mug.OMG, it's a Paris Hilton! She cant even get the colored macaroni threaded on that string! She's eating them! Her mouth is all blue!! She has no talent!
by oiw October 9, 2006
Get the paris hilton mug.People, usually females, fixated on the socialite, movie star and business woman Paris Hilton. The wannabes often follow the glamorous life of the star of hit reality show 'The Simple Life.' Often acting, dressing and using her famous catch phrases such as 'that's hot' or 'loves it' these people aspire to nothing more than the fabulous life that the starlet leads. Unashamed of their admiration they enjoy being compared to Paris Hilton and love to be known as THE Wannabe.
Lauren: "Omg did you hear Paris Hilton wears only white sun glasses now?"
Sarah: "We totally need to get down to the mall and get some. Mine are so old now"
Lauren: "Your such a Paris Hilton Wannabe"
Sarah: "We totally need to get down to the mall and get some. Mine are so old now"
Lauren: "Your such a Paris Hilton Wannabe"
by One smart blonde December 10, 2008
Get the Paris Hilton Wannabe mug.1. To be a whore
2. To be talentless and almost utterly useless to society
3. Aids in keeping the US economy up in tabloid sales
2. To be talentless and almost utterly useless to society
3. Aids in keeping the US economy up in tabloid sales
by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006
Get the paris hilton mug.I would kill for Paris Hilton's money and fame but if I would rather shoot myself in the head than having her face.
by Paris is fugly March 15, 2008
Get the paris hilton mug.A pathetic excuse for a human, much less for an aristocrat. A scrawny, towheaded, false-tanned, attention-grabbing imbecile who defecates all over her dignity in order to be noticed.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.
And those who claim that Paris Hilton's detractors are "gelous/jalous/jellous" (the correct spelling being "jealous"), what is there to be jealous of? This mooching slut has money and "fame", yes, but where is her talent? Where is her dignity? Where is her intellect? She has none of these.
by Lorelili November 12, 2006
Get the paris hilton mug.Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.
The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.
by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008
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