<.7.9.7.6.>Espera El Momento Perfecto Para Ser Algo<.7.9..7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Espera El Momento Perfecto Para Ser Algo<.7.9..7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Espera El Momento Perfecto Para Ser Algo<.7.9..7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 13, 2025

Mira, Para, miUra paUra, mirA parA

Mira, Para, miUra paUra, mirA parA

Mira, Para, miUra paUra, mirA parA

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 06, 2012

Dirty Paras

A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.

“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”

“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”

by Slaybaddie June 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Por Que Me Esta Haciendo Esto eso Para Titi<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Por Que Me Esta Haciendo Esto eso Para Titi<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Por Que Me Esta Haciendo Esto eso Para Titi<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 05, 2025

para-apocalyptic

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.

Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

Para Shara

When your pants (underwear) go into your ass.

Para Shara is when a woman with a large booty wears loose fitting trousers this occurs.

by MGUK September 11, 2010