Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.

by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018

Ryan Palmer

A very rude and unkempt person with zero morals or personal values of any kind. Most likely treats women as objects and is predictably a chronic douchebag

Person a: wow what a fool.
Person b: yeah that's Ryan Palmer.

by Tiddymamma69 September 22, 2019

Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass

The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.

by Mycatlego September 9, 2019

ben palmer

a loyal but gay snake, member of the belgian small council elections.

damn bro, that guy's so gay!
he's ben palmer,

ben palmer: suck my peen

by the real boi sr. May 4, 2019

Salty Palmer

The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.

Bitch wouldn't let me cum in her so I gave her the salty palmer.

by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011

Ian Palmer

n. To put more effort than required, resulting in minimal reward.

Your lab report was 5 pages long? Shit, I wrote only half a page. You pulled an Ian Palmer.

by xxx_420noscoper_xxx November 11, 2014

The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.

Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.

by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022