Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.

"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"

by C.T.M April 24, 2008

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

packet pussy

womans bad dream, best wish, and wildest fan

packet pussy-plastic vagina,

by Dakota S July 24, 2006

mustard packet

A condom

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet

by Joel the VI August 26, 2016

packet of three

a speed ball, the heroin is wrapped in one packet, the cocaine is wrapped in the second packet, and they are wrapped together with a rectangular paper "junky fold", with one end fitting into another.

"You got the stuff on you?"
"Yeah, I got it planted, in a junky fold, a packet of three"
(credited to William S. Burroughs)

by clarie April 24, 2008

yeast packet

refers to anything you could want it to be. no definite description. could involve an infection or just a random item.

Derek has several yeast packets under his pillow. he keeps them for good luck.

Niki's yeast packets make me itch.

i asked Hollie for a yeast packet but she gave me ketchup.

by yeasterbunny69 December 15, 2011