Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015

Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it

“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”

by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018

Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010

Pasta Rocket

The Italian sportbikes, derived from rice rocket. Makes include:
-Ducati
-Moto Guzzi
-MV Agusta
-Benelli
-But not Vespa....

Man that new Benelli is one fine pasta rocket.

by Jaydog vonSnozen the 4th January 14, 2004

Crisp pasta

Pasta that is like a Cheeto puff for mallard ducks only.

Crisp pasta is crispy.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

Pasta Whore

One who has an addiction to pasta and eats an excessive amount on a scheduled basis. Also can be used as lubrication for masturbation.

Calum was angry because he didn't have any pasta to eat or rub on his genitals, the pasta whore.

by johnogroats12344 July 11, 2009

isaac pasta

A Hawaiian pasta that says low-key too much and only ever wears shorts.

Isaac Pasta is low-key delicious but also gay.

by Alex Burrito September 30, 2019