by virescent May 7, 2020

Mommy i'm hungry, and the mom says let me finish this game. 1 hour later, the mom is still finishing the game, and the kid is still hungry. 5 hours later, still on the computer! That kid has just become a cyber orphan.
by DaMomish December 31, 2010

A person, animal or alien whose parents have been tragically killed, but can now perservere in franchise rights until the New Milenium.
by Bluedog July 5, 2005

Lauren was like orphan annie when she saw her hotel room in florence, italy.
Stepha aka My Only One nick named Lauren orphan annie.
Stepha aka My Only One nick named Lauren orphan annie.
by mchkra June 30, 2005

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.
When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"
by JakeAndConnor's word for you! May 22, 2011

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)
by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

by Gaygang69420 November 3, 2019
