orangutan bangin

Fuckin around

Tyrone be orangutan bangin

by KingJesus95 March 31, 2024

orangutan asmr

a work of art, the best video to ever be created could even be said

Person 1:orangutan asmr is the best video to ever be made
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT?

by i love orangutans December 16, 2021

Orangutan-in-Chief

The 45th POTUS

The 45th POTUS is better known as the Orangutan-in-Chief. He’s got the IQ of a maggot.

by April 28, 2023

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie February 03, 2016

Orangutan gang

A quartet of guys that have bigger balls than an Orangutan.

Those guys are an orangutan gang, they threw down tonight.

by Westminster frat November 26, 2018

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 27, 2024

Shaving an orangutan

Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.

Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.

by Brant Goose August 16, 2018