Optikal

12 foot tall canadian with a gold medal hanging around his neck . Usually found in British Colombia , this giant Bertuzzi wannabe travels around the world .

Christ that guy is tall

Yee , real Optikal isn't he ?

by ColeJ June 11, 2004

gastro-opticalendectomy

The surgical procedure of having a window installed in a persons stomach to allow them to see when their head is up their ass.

The politician's fly was open not for favors but for clear vision. His aide was polishing his gastro-opticalendectomy window.

by electrician January 31, 2010

Opticalreptitus

When your optic nerve gets crossed with your rectal nerve, and it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

Look at Karen's resting bitch face. She must have opticalreptitus!

by ThatsUnfortunate February 12, 2020

Opticalrectumitis

When you can’t see your ass at work

I had a bad case of opticalrectumitis Monday morning and had to call in.

by Ziggybrogus February 25, 2021

Opticalz

Lone sexy man, gets all the girls, fucking jacked, u don’t want to mess with a man like this.

Ur an opticalz

by Mehsksjsusis March 1, 2021

opticalz

an egotistical person that is very good at a certain game

why are you being an opticalz

you're acting like an opticalz

by xRecto March 2, 2021

opticalassatosis

The feeling that you can't see yourself doing this shit today.

Boss I can't come to work today. I have a case of opticalassatosis.

by MTJeff February 1, 2023