onesome

masturbation

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

onestril

Noun: Onestril is when ones septum becomes deviated turning you into a noseclops.

Last night, I had so many nose beers, I was Onestriled! I looked like a noseclops.

by Kdaaawg January 27, 2018

onesubmissiveact

A site for all horny doms and subs who want to be kinky. And want others to see

I am sooo horny right now! I am gonna go on onesubmissiveact.com!

by Princess_Uilo July 12, 2015

onetap.com

A wonderful csgo aim enchancement software, that gets an update approximately every 3 years, and is hot trash.

Random dude: What cheat u using?
Onetap User: Onetap.com
Random dude: ...LMAO

by thatstoughbro April 14, 2021

onesmus

He is nice looking too handsome has true love ,takes love seriously

An onesmus is a celebrity social and so kind though shy

Romantic has a good height and is too good to everyone shares painfull situations

Onesmus is handsome
Onesmus is so loving
Onesmus is romantic

by Ondonkara November 27, 2021

nail oneself

verb - to masturbate

"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.

by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008

Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.

COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111

by pkwatz March 22, 2010