That's Mighty Unfortunate

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

by ItzSpecies October 6, 2020

mighty acorn

When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns

Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.

by Realniqqa December 10, 2013

Mighty Assumptions

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

Mighty Forehead

the worlds biggest forehead ever

Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field

by oofy pooofy September 10, 2019

Mighty-night

How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.

"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"

by nwtraveler July 11, 2023

The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.

Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?

by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011

Mighty Ra

The Mighty Ra is the person who created the universe and keeps it going. He is benevolent, kind and humble while still being incomprehensibly awesome.

Person 1: Oh crap, the universe is shaking!
Person 2: Mighty Ra must be angry!

Person 1: I'm so happy. I've never been this happy before!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Mighty Ra looked at me!!!
Person 2: I envy you.

by 16851 June 22, 2010