Mighty Ion

When somebody is extremly mighty and outgoing, they are labled as a mighty ion. Another attribute is doing miniscule things that happen to be extremly annoying.

Dude, I'm pretty sure Alex has progressed into a Mighty Ion

by The Mighty Ian June 17, 2010

That's Mighty Unfortunate

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

by ItzSpecies October 6, 2020

The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

by revengeiskey January 19, 2016

Mighty Assumptions

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

Mighty Forehead

the worlds biggest forehead ever

Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field

by oofy pooofy September 10, 2019

Mighty Ra

The Mighty Ra is the person who created the universe and keeps it going. He is benevolent, kind and humble while still being incomprehensibly awesome.

Person 1: Oh crap, the universe is shaking!
Person 2: Mighty Ra must be angry!

Person 1: I'm so happy. I've never been this happy before!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Mighty Ra looked at me!!!
Person 2: I envy you.

by 16851 June 22, 2010

Mighty Bambo

a person who is worthless beyond description

origin: architecture studio culture

The mighty bambo didn't show up until after lunch and then he fucked up the construction documents.

by cadmonkey June 25, 2004