I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”

Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”

by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018

Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023

shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

by HyperColossus November 27, 2021

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009

Barding

When you (or someone else) plays music through their microphone on the voice chat during an online game. Usually done to either entertain the team or inspire the team.

my game of R6 was going shit till this guy started barding

by eckzie July 4, 2019

bard

DMV Lingo
Slang word to admit that you're serious about something, like "I swear."

Jo: Aye twin, you hear what happened down at the lot?
Brodie: Nah fam, what happened?
Jo: ___ got robbed!
Brodie: Mannn, you lyin!
Jo: Bard I ain't lyin!?
Brodie: Bard?
Jo: Bard.

by crazybidder August 19, 2025