Compensation for a menial job where you receive just enough to make it to the next pay day.
What a farmer gives his plow horse so he will have just enough energy to work until his next feeding.
What a farmer gives his plow horse so he will have just enough energy to work until his next feeding.
Jeff took pride in his job at wendy's until he realized that no matter how hard he worked it was all the same oat bag at the end of the day.
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Noun. An activity in which babyfurs, a subset of the larger Furry fandom, gather in a private place, usually in a hotel room at a furcon, perform oatmeal enemas on themselves and eachother, followed by putting on a diaper or some other youthful garments (overalls are also common) then defecating the oatmeal in to the garments. Optional but common practices in addition to this includes but is not limited to: consumption of the results of the enemas straight from the diapers, switching "loaded" diapers with other babyfurs, and wrapping the "loaded" diapers around their faces while doing whippets.
I was invited to a oatmeal party tonight. They said it was open door but I am pretty sure that con staff will ban them if they don't keep it closed door. Oh well.
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Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.
Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.
What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!
All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.
All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.
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by S.unknowen December 14, 2017
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My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
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