neep

To neep. The act of sniffing where a woman has been sat. Yorkshire term.

Eh up mate, look at Steve. He's neeping her sun lounger.

by whistler February 7, 2004

Neep

Another term for No. Sometimes preceeded by AHH.

"Are you going to the store?" "Neep"
"Do I look good in this?" "Neep"
"Are you going to tell me or not?" "Ahhh Neeep!"

by Wildstar January 22, 2006

neep

1.something to say when you can't think of anything
2. An exclamation

Person 1: Can you put your feet behind your head?
Person 2:neep

by CarolineTheImpaler November 12, 2006

neeps

a mean way to say "no"

Josh: Would you say that I am the mac daddy?
Amanda: Neeps!

by Amanda March 14, 2005

pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's awful cartoon on youtube. I just love to laugh at it, purely for the lack of quality.

It hardly gets new epsiodes, the creator is such a slacker

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Pseudo Neep?
Guy 2: yeah, it fuckin sucks doesn't it
Guy 1: I know right

by ACBob April 8, 2019

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.

After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.

by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015

neep

See: noob
Dutch variation, mostly used in the gaming scene.

Only a neep like you would have such a bad net.

by aardkonijn January 15, 2005