whistler's definitions

Simulacruphilia

Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with ones own clone.

"His activities were clearly no those of a homosexual, it was nothing more than simple simulacruphilia."

by Whistler January 17, 2005

Bob Jones University

A University mainly in that it calls itself one. It is not accredited.

He's not really a college graduate, he went to Bob Jones University.

by Whistler March 3, 2005

Something

Grab your cock at the base with your left hand... then grab it above that with your right... the part that's sticking out the top of both hands, she'll KNOW... That's SOMETHING!

He bent her over the stove and gave her SOMETHING to remember...

by Whistler December 30, 2023

Epiphery

The accidental (and very painful) removal of hemorrhoids during anal sex.

Dwight Shroot's ginormous kurcina wore the white walls off of Michael Scott's largest soulja boy, causing a bloody booty blowout... and epiphery juice went everywhere.

by Whistler July 16, 2024

neep

To neep. The act of sniffing where a woman has been sat. Yorkshire term.

Eh up mate, look at Steve. He's neeping her sun lounger.

by whistler February 7, 2004