3 definitions by whistler

To neep. The act of sniffing where a woman has been sat. Yorkshire term.
Eh up mate, look at Steve. He's neeping her sun lounger.
by whistler February 7, 2004
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A University mainly in that it calls itself one. It is not accredited.
He's not really a college graduate, he went to Bob Jones University.
by whistler March 3, 2005
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Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with ones own clone.
"His activities were clearly no those of a homosexual, it was nothing more than simple simulacruphilia."
by whistler January 17, 2005
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