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Bison Nudge

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.

Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"

Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?

Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.

TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.

example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.
by MR EMAN November 11, 2011
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Bull Nudging

When your trying to evade a dude after you pissed them off royally by mouthing off to them and as your walking away, they come charging up behind you, fists in the air, chests out to here but they make no physical contact with you. Like being in a cock fight stance. Fir any reason you are found righteous in or when it's not warrented. As if he's either bullying you, he's in the wrong because you caught him with your woman after he lied to you about her or you just choose to take the high road cuz you know you were right about something and he can't take he was wrong or exposed. He comes charging after you as if to bull rush you but then stops himself as if he suddenly forgot what he was doing or is all of the sudden reserved and calm. It's a tactic to get the other person to bite back, to suggest "Let's fight Muther Fucker!". Usually followed by carefully chosen antagonistic fightin' words like "Sissy", "Pussy", "Bitch", "Fagot". The nudge is the sudden stop in physical rage to a sudden shift in tone of voice and body language to a kinda seductive, aggravating verbal tease that just tickles your emotions.
Amoury: "Davison tried Bull Nudging me today, like I'm fucking retarded!"
Nadine: "What do you mean by retarded?"
Amoury: "Like, I know I'm right, he knows I'm right but dude can't handle swimmin' in the public humility pool. He thinks rushing and provoking me with some lame name calling is gonna get me going. What a joke!! He'll never get me to fight him, Its all TV show, dramatic effect and I don't have to waste my time or energy to prove shit to the dude or anyone else, proof has been proven. He's wrong, I'm right. Miss me with the dramatic effects. I won't fight. Why do it?"
Nadine: " That's right, tuck that red rag in your pocket & maturely turn and walk away from all the bullshit. Cuz it's all around you!"

Amoury: "Yeah, I wanna keep my shoes clean today, shit free!"
by 3DPuzzlePisces♓ March 31, 2023
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Nudge

Liking and unliking a text that you sent to a friend, especially a friend that ghosted you. It's more socially appropriate than sending him or her another text.
After my friends moved away, I nudged them every few months using a text I sent months ago. I wish I were able to nudge people to who I haven't texted yet.
by LukeyBearUD January 19, 2023
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Love nudge

A gentle, loving sign of affection involving a soft press of the face or body onto a loved one's chest or cheek, typically with romantic partners.
After waking up after a good night's sleep, Adrian felt his boyfriend give him a gentle love nudge.
by BronYrAurHouse February 3, 2023
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Nudge and burst policy

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.
Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …
by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023
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NNN [No Nudging November]

I never pushed my friend very slow so I nudged him In November.
NNN No Nudging NovemberPushing something or someone slowly in
by Fire_recharging is epic November 19, 2023
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Nudge-Maxxing

Seeing how many times you can reach the point of an erection during an allotted time.
dude, I nudged 44 times last period!
(Nudge-Maxxing)
by goon Maximus BartholoMEW the X February 2, 2024
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