Nouch

Something that is high quality, good, the best it can possibly be. It can also mean expensive, flashy, or ornate.

Pronounced "Now-ch"

Not to be confused with "Nouche", which portmanteau of the words "Noob" and "Douche".

"This spaghetti is nouch AF. What kind of sauce is this?"

"Bro those shoes are nouch. Are they Jordans?"

"Dude is that a Bugatti? Nouch!"

"Your BF's drip is nouch. Is he rich?"

by not-ian August 16, 2025

Nonching

When a dog is chewing or nibbling themselves incessantly.

Jon your dogs nonching his balls again!

by Fish girl! December 25, 2025

Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.

She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.

by KJBB February 19, 2009

President Poo nocchio

A president who is a lying sack of shit

Cock sucking President Poo nocchio is about to be impeached.

by Miss Tits McGee October 11, 2019