That grandma that is on one certain end of the grandma stereotypes.
The one that smokes constantly, gambles, could probably beat your ass, yet is still somehow a loving grandma. (Some are known to be wrestlers, too)
The one that smokes constantly, gambles, could probably beat your ass, yet is still somehow a loving grandma. (Some are known to be wrestlers, too)
My cigarette grandma threatened to beat my ass if I didn't buy her a new pack of cigs so she wouldn't have to leave her slots.
by Goku Freeman April 9, 2007
An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
elderly female relative who does nothing but lay on the couch all day and presume to have control of everything
by null1983 August 30, 2005
A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating
"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."
by Kindagawky December 7, 2009
The haircut all grandmothers have. It's similar to an afro, though not as round and high on the top.
Derived from the word "afro."
Derived from the word "afro."
by Bruflot December 23, 2013
by HalfRecklessG May 7, 2008
The act of, pouring an ICEE down an old woman's snatch and proceeding to eat it until you get a brain-freeze.
by SystemOffline January 11, 2011