noodles

an invention that changed the course of history. Consists of soft and long pieces of wheat sometimes with sauce and soup. Makes people moan with pleasure when consuming.

Hey, wanna have something soft and long?

Your dick?

No, noodles...

by mrasiandingwong March 11, 2021

Noodling

Playing an instrument while someone is talking and continuing to play after asked to stop

If Curly keeps noodling Backdraft can't get his point across.

by Merglyn February 21, 2012

Noodling

The constant movement and flailing of limbs and head attributed to heavy methamphetamine use. Often characterized by sudden movements, such as jerking one's arms out from the body as if trying to pull up long sleeves off your arms, although you are undoubtedly shirtless or wearing a wife-beater. Actions that require fine-motor control (such as lighting your cigarette) become exaggerated and theatrical in appearance.

Although Frank claimed he wasn't tweaked out of his mind, his uncontrollable noodling was a dead giveaway to the sheriffs.

At first the crowd thought Danny was going to start break-dancing, but they soon realized he was just noodling.

by GTAircooledVW March 16, 2010

Noodles

a firearm with long bullets, an assault rifle.

"I think this is the guy, be ready to pull back the noodles."

by CorleoneTheBoss August 1, 2012

Noodle

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.

I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend October 3, 2017

Noodles

Any sort of mixed, alcoholic drink that is either made in or drank out of a cooking pan.

"We ran out of cups so we just made Everclear and Koolaid noodles in a sauce pan."

by ISH9000 August 22, 2011

Noodling

When you are in bed with a girl and you start fingering her under the covers with your pinky and ring finger in her butthole, and your middle finger and index finger in her vagina, and use your thumb to play with her clitoris. a complex procedure requiring the whole hand, lots of focus, and will power since she's under the covers and you have to go in blind. Much Like blindly fishing for catfish bare handed this maneuver is fishing for snapper.

"I walked in on Jeremy noodling Jen. He had his hands full"

"I hear rumors that Jen was in Jeremy's bed last Tuesday when Jeremy started noodling. Good for Jeremy, Jens a real catch"

by Bpk814 September 27, 2015