Nonce

A nonce is a person who respects women!

Hi Alecia, I respect you therefor I’m a nonce!

by RobaDobado April 15, 2021

Nonce

Allen Clark

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce

by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is a pedophile it’s used as an insult and it is when an older person does stuff to the younger one

Man: hey children

Children: YOUR A NONCE !!
Man: come and get in my white van and I’ll show u my puppy

Children : ok but are u a pedophile
Man: no I’m not but I like little children touching me sexually

by Obese polar bear May 27, 2019

nonce

A person who likes children in a sexual way.

You are a fucking nonce for raping a 5 year old through his arsehole.

by Char SIo Bao November 3, 2022

Nonce

A pedophile of biblical proportions, and is almost proud of it.

"That Viking fellow that looks like a leaf? He's an utter nonce"

by NonceHater911 August 3, 2019

Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap

shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!

by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020

Nonce

Consumer of prawn cocktail crisps

“That john’s a proper nonce y’know”

by LFC1977 February 6, 2021