Nissan

A Shit box of a car that should stay on the road.

Nissans are a bitch car. Get a real car like a Landcruiser.

by Landcruiser are better June 22, 2019

Nissan Sentra

You're not quite sure why you got this car. It's tiny, it has moderately decent mpg, and it's first gear is impressive, but besides that, you could do better. It serves its purpose moderately well, by getting you to work or serving as your pizza delivery vessel. For those with a hint of balldrop, there is a 2.5l turbo version, but even then, meh. It serves its purpose. Barely.

"DUDE... I JUST BOUGHT A NISSAN SENTRA"

"Cool."

by NevrgunnagivUup November 21, 2016

Nissan fachler

A perfect guy, nissan fachler is like what happend if an angel had sex with a godess he is good at everything and know every thing he thinks he is a god .but nobody knows for sure

Stop it you are not

Nissan Fachler stop thinking you're the best

by Godofnissans May 13, 2020

Nissan patrol

Often looses 4wd ability midway through a camping trip to the beach and has to be towed along with the camper out by a real 4wd

"Hey mate my Nissan patrol has lost 4wd and i keep getting bogged in the sand."
Its ok i'll hook your patrol and your camper up to my real 4wd "the challenger" and tow you out of the sand

by Wolfman88 February 15, 2019

nissan 240sx

a sporty front engine, rear drive coupe produced by Nissan, built in Japan and sold in the US. It is made up of two generations, the S13 and the S14.
1989-1990 S13 "Zenki" has a KA24E 2.4L SOHC I-4
1991-1994 S13 "Chucki" upgraded to a KA24DE 2.4L DOHC I-4, which remained until the car was discontinued
1995-1996 S14b "Zenki"
1997-1998 S14a "Kouki" (facelift)
In it's stock form, a 240sx is not very fast (The Z32 300zx TT is faster, as well as the A32 Maxima) but it is a good platform for performance upgrades.
Popular modifications include swapping out the KA24DE for a SR20DE, which is used in the Japanese version of the 240sx. Adding a turbo is also common. However, the best 240sx modification is the LSx swap. This consists of replacing the stock nissan drivetrain with a General Motors LS1 smallblock V8 and Borg-Warner T-56 transmission. This brings the 240sx from a sports car to a race car.

Wow, look at that nissan 240sx - it's pretty quick and stylish!

My friend's nissan 240sx has coilovers and has very good handling.

Why is that nissan 240sx running a 10 second quarter mile? Oh, he's got a turbo LS2 in it and drag slicks, that's why.

by tayyattayyat October 18, 2008

Nilsson

(n)one whom believes the person to the right of them in a school cafeteria is gorgeous

greg: WOAH did you see timmy today?!?!
bob: yeah man he totally pulled a nilsson and i was like WTF LOLOL
greg: yeah man he's gonna he his ass beat by a polar bear.

by sevensexualsneakers March 12, 2009

nissan 4x4

Absolute pieces of junk that are always pulled out by either the mighty landcruiser or the lux

The day my mate bought a Nissan 4x4 was the day he swapped his penis for a vagina.

by Nissan’s_suck January 15, 2018