Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)

SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

Person 1: Omg have you seen Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)
Person 2: Yessss he is one SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

by Newt Fannnn March 27, 2021

newt's pretty cute

a response to somebody asking if you're gay/bi/lesbian/etc. usually use if you are gay/bi/lesbian/etc.

person 1:dude are you actually (insert member of LGBTQ+ community name)
person 2: hey newt's pretty cute

by Pheonix272008 March 3, 2021

Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.

How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!

by Max Mason August 6, 2023

NEWT

A person from Northeast Philadelphia who is white trash (Northeast White Trash).

Did you see Alicia’s wedding party? What a bunch of NEWTs!

by Arraq February 11, 2021

Newt

An ugly:

Skank

Whore

Slut

Bitch
or all of the above

Chad:Some newt was all over me last night..

Brian: Was she even hot?

Chad: dude she was a newt... she was ugly as fuck.

by Chodelovernikki October 14, 2015

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013