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Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)

Person 1: Omg have you seen Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)
Person 2: Yessss he is one SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN
by Newt Fannnn March 27, 2021
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newt's pretty cute

a response to somebody asking if you're gay/bi/lesbian/etc. usually use if you are gay/bi/lesbian/etc.
person 1:dude are you actually (insert member of LGBTQ+ community name)
person 2: hey newt's pretty cute
by Pheonix272008 March 3, 2021
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Newt

Slide to NEWT’s Auto
by Newt6969 March 20, 2020
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The Newt

Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.
matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word
by baby-blue. April 24, 2010
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Newt Gingrich

A blowjob. Named after former Speaker of the House from Georgia and the greatest dick-sucker of all time, Newt Gingrich.

Newt will be remembered for normalizing hostile and aggressive speech toward political opponents, his various extramarital affairs with young interns and staffers, and his contributions to the climate crisis as a result of his “Drill Here, Drill Now” policies and opposition to the American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009, which would have been the first federal legislation to reduce planet-warming carbon emissions.
"I think (Trump) will win next year. If he can win, and I think he will next year, I think we'll keep the House and Senate and probably gain seats in both. I think he really begins to rival the top three or four presidents in American history. He has begun to move us back to being a work-oriented, meritocracy-oriented country that encourages entrepreneurs, encourages new jobs, encourages new technologies. (Trump is) a cheerleader president who is, himself, an entrepreneur." -Newt Gingrich
"Get his ugly ass penis out of your mouth, you scumbag. This level of dick-sucking... (your mom) is learning new tricks from Newt. They've changed it--a Newt Gingrich, that's what they're calling a blowjob nowadays." -Hasan Piker

"Aw, I got a Newt Gingrich the other day! It was awesome!"
by AlmndButtr December 18, 2025
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Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!
by Max Mason August 6, 2023
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Newt

Newt is super hot and cute. He is in maze runner and is so freaking hot. He would burn you if you saw him and is definitely a big snack!
“Newt is hot!”
Ikr
by Lolo newt lover April 17, 2021
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