Narcoleptic

Being extremely tired and want to be awake
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day

One day, I was incredibly narcoleptic. My eyelids were heavy and kept closing and kept sleeping for minutes. Fortunately, it was the weekend so it wasn't a school night. I went to the kitchen and went to the coffee maker that I just finished using. I pinched myself a lot (it was really bad) and wanted to be awake. I got a stronger coffee and downed it until it was clean. The caffeine was circulating, and God did I feel better. I sat on the edge of the couch and kept drinking coffee. I was becoming more aware and awake and felt like I could do everything. "More," I thought. "I want so much more." I splashed some water in my face until I felt more awake. I could feel my brain coming back as I keep waking up, and I was about to wake up, but I stopped. I got out of my house and went to Panera and get a charged lemonade. Then I quickly ran back home. In small sips, I drank out of the lemonade let it course through my brain and let it interfere with my adenosine receptors, and I was becoming more alert, awake and aware and began to wake up. Soon, I picked up the pace. I downed the charged lemonade and was shaking with caffeine. With all those stimulants, I was up for a week. It was the best time being awake I've ever had.

by Humorescence September 6, 2024

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