toe-nads

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".

Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.

by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008

chew on my nads

Alternative to suck my dick

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!

by hunglox September 4, 2011

chuck some nades

in Halo, the action of throwing multiple grenades in a situation whereas a player would die anyway, usually shouted at either B-Lance's or Uribe's house.

B-Lance: OH SHI- I've been stuck!
Uribe: You know what that means!
Both(in unison): CHUCK SOME NADES!!!!!
Jake John: wtfidiedlol

by Jake John January 20, 2008

lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay

Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!

by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018

nadsack

The thin pocket that keeps your scrotum in place and not in your Hi-Tecs.

Christ, ive torn my nadsack! thats the last time i watch American Pie 3!

by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003

Nada in The Lambada

When something is close to zero.

-How much does that rabbit cost?
-1 Dollarz
-Wow, that's nada in the lambada!

by Lemmysnickers October 10, 2010

Nada Surf

A band that basically combines mellow tunage with rockin riffs. If you don't love them, you don't deserve to live right now.

Fuck you. You don't listen to Nada Surf.

by Lauren Seale November 7, 2007