by WillyKiller June 25, 2010
Get the C in my V and your my BFmug. When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
Get the MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZINmug. january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT
“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”
by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023
Get the national my man but not my man daymug. a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
by YourEverydayDemiKid October 2, 2022
Get the cold in my professions, warm in my friendshipsmug. 1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.
2)a way to masturbate.
2)a way to masturbate.
i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''
he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.
he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.
by awesome456 May 3, 2010
Get the bit my lip and close my eyesmug. by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017
Get the that didn't blow my mind or even my nosemug. "Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.
"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
by jesushater December 1, 2009
Get the Dot my I's and cross my T's.mug.