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Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.
My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.
by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020
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boob muzzle

When a man nuzzles your boobs, and tries to speek & finds that the sound of his voice is muffled due to the fact that his face is stuck between two boobs.
He found himself hardly able to speek because he was trapped in my boob muzzle
by FireFightressWhite November 23, 2010
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McMurdo muzzle loader

When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.
Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!
by Mikeoffdayike March 2, 2021
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Grizzly Muzzle Loader

Essentially, it's when your bangin a girl/man from behind with a dip in (preferably grizzly wintergreen). At the discretion of the banger, take the dip out and shove it in the girl/guys anus. Next shove your dick in the ass, thus muzzle loading. If done correctly, the bangee should receive a buzz via the inferior rectal branch of the pudendal artery.
Wow Michael, I'm literally buzzing my ass off! That was so much better than last time you gave me the Grizzly Muzzle loader!
by J Cobb December 13, 2010
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the muzzle loader

Ok once you are fucking a girl from behind stop, pull out, pop a copenhegen out of your mouth, place it on the rim of her ass and........load the muzzle!
The girl was ready and willing so, I gave her the muzzle loader.
by scott ak October 14, 2006
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Butt Muzzle

The use of any item to be inserted to the rectum to stop the flow of carnage in a time of need
Hey man, can you pass me that photo of your mom? I had spicy thai for lunch and I need something to butt muzzle this growler.
by scroogemcbutts June 11, 2014
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mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.
"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"
by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018
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