mushy-faced

That look on one's face after waking up, similar to that of a baby or of a puppy after waking up, just not quite having that awake yet look.

Hey, did you just wake up? You look mushy-faced.

by DrewK June 11, 2006

Mushy Orange

Slang:
A mistake, error, or something that is bad.

Person 1: "Sorry I can't make it to the party tonight, my hamster died"

Person 2: "Wow, that's a mushy orange"

by Flamingofoot January 1, 2020

mushy celery

the described consistency of a penis after masturbating

Yeah bro, after I got that premium Brazzers account, my dick was mushy celery

by angrynoob July 13, 2015

Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit

I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.

by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022

Mushy Biscuits

When a group of men or women compete to be the last to ejaculate on a biscuit. Whoever ejaculates first has to eat the biscuit that everyone else has cum upon.

"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
"What'd you have to do when you lost?"

"I had to eat the cum-biscuit..."

by Mushy Biscuit Queen January 13, 2010

mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

by doodrighthere February 5, 2017

mushy cookie

The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.

The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>

by numnum July 10, 2004