The Mermaid theory

Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season

300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.

Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.

The mermaid theory it's a thing.

by arv1e December 8, 2010

Mermaider

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007

Marmalarge

A term of endearment used between close friends. Frequently shortened to 'marm'. Popular in the UK, thought to have been derived from a mis-hearing of 'Marble Arch'.

Hey Amie, you're such a marmalarge!

by mwapslab September 16, 2009

mermaidish

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.

Mermaidish?

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Marmadouche

An escalated version of the term douche or douche-bag. Origins from the comic strip Marmaduke because it is super lame and dumb.

Dude Jeremiah is such a Marmadouche.

by Paladin3005 March 5, 2012

Marmaduke duke

AMAZING BAND comprising of two scottish gods called Simon Neil(The lead singer of Biffy Clyro) and JP Reid(The lead of Sucioperro), they perform under the code names of The Atmosphere and The Dragon respectively , they have released two albums called The Magnificent Duke and Duke Pandemonium. They perform music that is Rock/DiscoFunk and they are ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE .If you ever meet anyone who likes this amazing band , befriend them immediately as you can guarantee that they are sexy as fuck and have awesome taste

Person 1: I love Marmaduke Duke
Person 2: you are evidently sexy, have lots of taste and have a huge penis , please marry me?

by BiffyLove98 April 28, 2013

mermanatee

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

by ChiRho May 29, 2013