Muppet Teeth

Teeth that are widely and evenly spaced apart, like that of a Muppet.

Roxanne uses twine to floss her Muppet Teeth.

by Douche Davies January 1, 2009

Muppet Neck

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Muppet Arms

Typically a person that tries to throw an object but is so weak in thier arms and upper body that said object fails to make any reasonable distance causing ammusement to everyone witnessing it.

1. I first came across this term in the Australian Army, when the instructors would criticize the females practicing grenade throwing who could barely throw the grenade five meters.

2. The (cricket, baseball etc) coach yelled "muppet arms" at the top of his voice every time a player failed by throwing with pathetic force.

by MuppetKing November 11, 2009

Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.

" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.

by PinkBootie October 8, 2010

Muppet Show

a group of men fisting a group of women. The men resembling puppeteers.

That orgy turned into a real Muppet Show.

by muppet madness June 1, 2009