Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.
We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me
by nomodelagency November 07, 2005
by JollyMagnanimous April 16, 2019
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
by ajrodz February 14, 2015
A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.
by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017
A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.
by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010
by Douche Davies January 01, 2009