Drew Monson

A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.

Doctor: on a scale of one to Drew Monson, how healthy do you think your clit is?
You: Drew Monson!

by rodeojones December 11, 2014

munsoned

munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".

I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by scott mcgowan January 13, 2007

Marilyn Manson

Not an artist, a fucking work of art.

Marilyn Manson - I'm not an artist I'm a fucking work of art.

by vonrueden09 September 14, 2009

Shirley Manson

the ultimate goddess, supreme queen of rock and roll and lead singer of the alternative band Garbage

All hail Shirley Manson!

by Angelfishey June 3, 2003

munsoned

to have the whole world in the palm of ur hand and then piss it all away

man he really munsoned that one

by Alex Leighton June 2, 2003

shirley manson

Hottest woman in the world. Best singing voice, too. Singer in bands such as Garbage and Angelfish.

Damn, I'd really like to fuck Shirley Manson.

by Suvy March 27, 2004

French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.

French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

by HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE RIDES April 2, 2015