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"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"
by Davifayanbule December 25, 2015
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trailer park lawn mower

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.
Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower

Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"

Willies freind "right"
by Will700 December 13, 2023
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Swamp Mower

What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!
by Swampmower February 29, 2024
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ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass
spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*
by raybeez February 21, 2022
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Mower

A Pokemon Strategist. When Battled using his Rain Dedicated Team. You're pretty much Fucked. Mega Swampert is not to be reckoned with.
This Noob is dead. I am a Mower after all
by Marshallmates March 29, 2018
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Mower

A aged gentleman who offers to mow ladies unkept lawns and offers a free extra trim of bush.
“Oh that lovely Man P. Andy and his mower sorted my front garden and he tidied my back bush”.
by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022
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Mower

She/be is a woman who has very little interest in depth and compassion all she/he wants is to be cool. Her/his IQ is obviously very low if she can only care about social status when there is so much more to life.
P1:Let's go be friends with Mower.

P2: no they shallow don't do that.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 03, 2019
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