mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

mompy (mouse)

A slang word for mouse used on the Eyre Peninsula, South Australia.

The cat just caught a mompy (mouse).

In 1994 there was a plague of mompies (mice).

by kaos2order October 16, 2008

Revolver Mousetrap

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams

-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!

by CrudeWax January 20, 2022

Mouse tail

Where ones tampon string hangs openly out of ones swimsuit. Typically happens at a pool during day drinking sessions. Also referred to to as a dynamite stick.

Jamie! I see your mouse tail!! ;(

by Uncle bb August 12, 2012

Tickling the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking without using occupied hands

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.

by margrette sees January 23, 2013

Atomic Mouse-Trap

When a guy lays on his stomach and a girl hovers her pelvic region above his face while giving him really amazing head. When he's about to come, he will tense up and not realizing, will shove his face into her ass. At this point, she will enthusiastically cut the cheese/drop the bomb and clamp her ass down on his face to ensure he gets a good whiff of her stench.

Commonly used as an act of revenge for previous sexual wrong doing.

"Last night, I thought my girlfriend had no hard feelings over the donkey punch I gave her the night before, because she was really going down on me hard, but I was wrong and I only found out when I started to come and totally got caught in an atomic mouse-trap, I've learned my lesson."

by Bowflecks April 8, 2009

mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.

A good photobomb is doing the mickey mouse ears.

by phobioid March 1, 2012