munted

A Kiwi term for a hangover or just generally a big night getting messed up

That was the best party last night but I woke up and am totally munted

by Jinjaninja June 11, 2006

munted

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.

i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.

by mr27 September 12, 2006

munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012

munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x

"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate

by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013

Munted

fucked and/or fallen into disrepair

i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted

by swag man May 31, 2014