Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017

bad mouthin

When a girl trash talks someone and gives you head at the same time

"Amanda was bad mouthin her old boyfriend with me last night. "

by Cboe December 8, 2017

monkey mouthing

Monkey mouthing: speaking or yelling utterly nonsense.

"She was monkey mouthing about a situation she knew nothing about"

by AlMosThErE___L7 May 31, 2018

long mouthing

When she tells you she likes to deepthroat, but she throws up on your favorite comforter

She tried long mouthing my dick. Now my bed looks like blue Gatorade.

by F0ckRite January 14, 2021

Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.

My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.

by Kosan October 7, 2022

White Mouthing

When someone gets a job because they do oral favors for a superior.

Johnny was White Mouthing to get his higher paying job.

by WhiteWisher December 4, 2024

deus ex muchina

pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.

Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"

by Braxias976 April 28, 2019