Morbed

To be forced to watch the entirety of hit movie Morbius (2022), usually at a much faster speed than the actual movie.

Person 1: Have you seen @freshcoralblast on tik tok?
Person 2: Isn't that the guy who morbed his viewers?
Person 1: Yeah, he's pretty cool

by Rumbleblast07 June 7, 2022

morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.

Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.

by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022

Morbed

Morbed, To Punch or to have physical Contact in the testicular area.

I MORBED Walter White/Heisenberg in a McDonalds Bathroom

by WalterWhiteStan6969 June 10, 2022

Morb

To ejaculate without stimulant or to bust a nut without masturbating. kinda like a wet dream.

I Morbed so hard when I learned about the release of the new Morbius sequel.

by Maxi Waxi Taxi June 30, 2022

morbing

doing crimes, such as murdering, bombs that are illegal (even in Russia), and tearing apart others body parts without permission.

dude 1: Hey dude! what are you up to today?
dude 2: morbing
dude 1: uh oh

by boredcauseschaos June 8, 2022

Morbing

The only way of life you are supposed to live,it is love, it is life.

Rob:Where are you mf?

Michael:Living the morbing life

by HerculesBalls69 June 8, 2022

Morb

A slang term for cum

The best part in "Morbius" was when Michael Morbius said "It's morbin' time" then proceeded to morb all over the place

by MyDickyisCalledRicky September 15, 2022