Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

by YoungSully January 2, 2010

The Book of Mormon

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.

I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.

by pseudonym#5783644785 August 6, 2011

Monongahela Middle School

(Also known as MMS), A dirty school in deptford New Jersey with annoying ass middle schoolers. Most of them act like they can beat anyone up, but they always chicken out of a fight. The girls are hoes, and the guys are fuckboys. The only social interaction that the kids have outside of this School is at the deptford mall, which no one goes to anymore because the stores are trash. The school is infested with bugs and rats, and the teachers are trash. The kids act like they're gangsters because they smoked weed once, and they all only listen to lil uzi vert.

"ew, you go to monongahela middle school?"

by Dirty deptford May 19, 2017

mormon beer

They drink energy drinks ,because they can't drink beer and don't want to be buzzkill to the party.

Joe: This party is lit? How did you get all these people from Utah to act like this?
Steve: Nothing like some mormon beer to work some magic.

by Weed King Pin G November 18, 2016

mormon drip

when you hang out with hot mormons girls or guys before any of your friends you then have mormon drip.

person 1: Hey girl! do you wanna go to that krazy party??? with all the mormons?

person 2: oh for sure! i want that mormon DRIP!

by gilw December 1, 2018

mormon orgy

A co-ed group of four or more people playing a board or card game.

Yeah, we we had a mormon orgy last night playing SORRY! and Jacob finished first

by rasnyder34 June 28, 2011

Mormon Clause

Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."

I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!

by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009