Mong

Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.

Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?

by Michaelo Casselo February 3, 2014

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.

Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

Mong

A word used to describe someone who is behaving like a spastic or retard. Short for mongoloid.

Shut the fuck up Zarlie, you fucking mong.

by Jimster74509 April 9, 2019

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 3, 2019

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

mong

A mong means a fat cunt with a negative iq.

aaron is a stinking mong. He eats mcdonalds everyday and does no exercise, his cousin Adlei is objectively better.

by aaronisamong2023 January 20, 2023

Mong

Adj: Someone with absolutely no function in brain ability and no motor skills. Retarded to the highest extent without being wheelchair bound. Retardation breeds in this person, it's the equivalent of cunt in the retard insults.
See also: Mong-Head, Dick-Mong, Mong-Tard, Spas-Mong, Re-Re-Mong.

Logan: Wow Oscar is such a fucking Mong.
Oscar: ThATs mY wORd YoU fUcKIng MoNg-HEaD!

by Chief Mong April 22, 2019