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Mongolian

1. Technically, a Mongolian is a citizen of Mongolia, whether be of Mongol, Russian, Turkic, Chinese or any other ethnicity. Not to be confused with a Mongol. A Mongol is a person who is of Mongol descent. A Mongol can also be a person who's ancestor was a part of the Mongol Empire. Roughly about 85% of Mongolians (i.e citizens of Mongolia) are Mongols. While most Mongols are Mongolians, not all Mongolians are Mongols. It is very common that these two terms are often used interchangeably by most people in the west and even by the Mongolians themselves. But nobody seems to notice and gives a crap about it.

2. A language spoken by ethnic Mongols in Mongolia, northern China, southern Russia and some parts of Turkic world. It is the main language of Mongolic language family which, along with Turkic and Tungusic languages, belongs to a much broader Altaic language family that is spoken throughout Eurasia.

3. And anything (items, places etc) from Mongolia, I couldn't be bothered to write down, since it's too obvious.
1. "I am a Mongolian, because I hold a Mongolian passport and officially a citizen of Mongolia."

"I can call myself a Mongol, but I'm a Pakistani; my ancestors served in the Mongol empire and later in the Mughal empire."

2. "I speak Mongolian with Khalkha dialect that is the official language of Mongolia."

"The Chakhar dialect that is commonly spoken in rural areas of Inner Mongolia sounds nothing like Khalkha dialect to the foreigners."

3. "Ulaanbaatar is the Mongolian capital city."

"Chinggis Khaan is more than just a Mongolian national hero to Mongolians, he's viewed more as a father of all Mongols and Mongolians altogether."

"That's a Mongolian souvenir; bought it in Mongolia."
by Yaqub November 9, 2007
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ass mongler

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
by daniel attaway January 8, 2003
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dirty mongolian

the act of having violent dry humping sex on a bunk bed (the top bunk) and causing the bed to break
Donald pulled a dirty mongolian last night, i thought there was an earthquake.
by Corrado2A March 7, 2010
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mongolian christmas elf

A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve
Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!
by Willboydog November 29, 2016
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Sheep Mongerer

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.
<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!
by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003
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cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.
I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.
by Mitchca April 26, 2006
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Mongolian Sex Change

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.
Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.
by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013
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