Mootya

Mad cunt term for moist

A term used When referring to rain (bitta mootya about today)

by Kingstown dawgs January 15, 2021

moisty

Synonym for a wet pussy

'Babe, I'm really horny'
'Oh yeah?'
'Yes, feel my moisty'

by hootiegirl February 1, 2007

monty python

The greatest comedy troupe I've ever seen. Michael Palin, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Eric Idle make up the group. They're all still alive except for Graham Chapman. Famous for the Flying Circus and the Holy Grail, but there's also the Meaning of Life and Life of Brian.

"Can you spot a larch from a distance?"

by alb July 15, 2008

Monty Python

something you can look foward to after you just failed your math final

"whats wrong with the parrot?
its dead thats whats wrong with it"
or "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

by evil weevil of doom May 3, 2003

monty python and the holy grail

THE funniest film i hav ever seen

"First, you must find the tallest most mightiest tree in the whole forest"
"yes"
"Then you must cut it down.... with this Haddock!"
"NI NI NI NI NI"

one of the dialogues in monty python and the holy grail

by OrangeMango September 3, 2006

MOTY Moment

The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.

I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.

by suewags December 28, 2011

Moisty's Mallet

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.

The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'

by Cammers November 3, 2008