Modock

A slow maneuver used in heavy traffic which causes an opposing vehicle to move from its location to allow the primary vehicle safe passage. This commonly occurs because the primary vehicle is too large. A modock often is the result of an opposing vehicle being located in an improper location and said opposing driver recognizes his/her error--then allowing for safe passage. Given the everyday nature of this occurrence, it's usually considered a victory to be the first to witness a modock in action and proclaim loudly "MODOCK!".

Note: those who are "modocked" are routinely oblivious of any error on their part.

A classic modock is when a transit bus makes a right-handed turn and causes #1 car waiting at stoplight to slowly move in reverse, allowing for safe passage of transit bus.

1) Dude, did you see that bus just modocked that Mini?
2) MODOCK!
1) Pfftfthfhfhfppfff!

by nulu resident September 30, 2013

fuck mook

A person who is oblivious to everything around them.

Blind Passenger: Driver, why have we stopped?

Taxi Driver: The streets are blocked up in front, can't you see!!

Blind Passenger: No, I can't Fuck Mook, I have no eyes.

by Keith Fischer March 2, 2004

mini mook

A mini mook is defined as a miniature blunt, usually about half the size in length of a full L and generally contains between a .2 and .4 of marijuana. Mini mooks are most commonly smoked by only one person due to the little amount of bud in the blunt.

Yo GK, I got a little less than a dime. Im bout to smoke a mini mook.

by Friz the Kid December 16, 2008

mook

overwhelmingly gay

"did u hear he likes men?"
"yea he's mook"

by manganese November 19, 2016

Momokun

An amateur cosplayer and softcore porn model known for poor behavior, obesity and acting out for attention. Created a few barely recognisable costumes but now just gets other people to make them while she eats.

Is Momokun a Cosplayer?

Momokun is a thot, right?

by Gaijin Dad November 7, 2017

modou

What he lacks down there he makes up in personality. Use his hairline to preform flanking manoeuvres

Bob: You have a dick the size of your hairline.
Modou: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Fucking dies*

by Readraid December 11, 2019

mofoking

A man who is king among mofos. He's leet, he's great and most of all, he's sexy.

"King of mofos?" "Yes, Mofoking!"

by Jace101 August 28, 2005