bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

by Megan May 13, 2005

bert mccracken

the hottest guy ever (besides quinn allman) his music rocks and he writes the best real lyrics i have ever heard.

is this the ittalics under the definition? i think it is.

by emiliey May 3, 2005

bert mccracken

Bert is the wonderful singer of The Used. He gives the band most of the edge. I too would have the urge to hump his leg...

maybe i will...

by :o) August 5, 2003

Bert Mccracken

Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)

'Marrah will you marry me?...
yes indeed i will!'

by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004

Macrackle

A lobster who is often called Macdaddy for his bent dick, and for invading the no no square

Damn Macrackle sure has a bent dick.

Macdaddy don't me there that is my no no square

by not a good man November 25, 2018

Baby mochachino

the act of having a devil's three-way with two men; one of African descent, the other Chinese. Both must cum at the same time inside the women. Hence attempting to make a baby mochachino.

Michael: hey Nicholas you ready to cum?
Nicholas: yeh let's do this.
Hannah: give me a baby mochachino boys.

by Callum971 May 28, 2017

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003