Willard Mitt Romney

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).

Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.

by JeffGannon August 14, 2012

Mistyears

A bum bitch that always steals tweets. Takes shit way too seriously but he cute doe.

“The weather is shitty just like Mistyears”
“Once I got clocked by a gang call it a Mistyears”

by Themusicpolice May 19, 2020

Mitt Socked

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.

Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.

by 313vagina February 23, 2009

mittance

A sum of money that would be significant to a normal person (i.e. $10,000), but that is a pittance to Mitt Romney.

Here in Iowa $10,000 is a lot of dough, but to Romney it was just a mittance.

by ashburyclowden January 21, 2012

Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.

Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!

by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008

Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national

"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.

by Bay Stater for truth January 11, 2008

lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007